"We live in a communist system that is old-fashioned !!! Sharing and solidarity have enough smurft us !!! Each of us must become productive !!! We need human liberalism if we want to progress !!! Come with me toward a new era of prosperity !!! Vote for me !!! Join the Movement For Smurfs Freedom !!!"

"It's impressive the stupidities that a smurf can say..."

"When is the free buffet ?"

"You dream politician smurf... I lead the destiny of all the smurfs ! Die !"

BOUM !!!