"Oh, so nice girl smurf, you look so pretty, so smurf and so smurf. There is so much smurfity smurfing from you. The moon appears smurfier than you who shines as smurf as the sun. All my body feels deeply smurfed when you smurf so close to me. Oh, baby, you know what ? I smurf you very mucho. Te pitufo demasiado a lot. Je t'aime. Then ? Can we go now behind the bushes to smurf ??!"

("Oh, dear, what annoying he is, shit, go away, let me alone !")

PAF !!!

"NO !!! She is mine !!!"

"Help ! Not him !"

"Wait !"